Havin A Hunch
SCARY VOICES- OOH! WAH-OOH-WAH! OOH! WAH-OOH-WAH!
CAT- HAVE YOU EVER HAD A HUNCH YOU SHOULD FOLLOW YOUR NOSE?
THEN YOU HAVE A SUDDEN HUNCH YOU SHOULD FOLLOW YOUR TOES?
SOON A SNEAKY HUNCH IS WHISPERING BETTER GO STRAIGHT!
AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT OH, IT'S SO LATE LATE LATE LATE!
SCARY VOICES- LATE LATE LATE LATE!
CAT- NOW A NERVOUS HUNCH IS TELLING YOU YOU COULD BE LOST!
SCARY VOICES- LOST LOST LOST LOST...
CAT- AS IT LEADS YOU DOWN A PATH YOU HAVE ALREADY CROSSED.
SCARY VOICES- CROSSED, CROSSED, CROSSED, CROSSED!
CAT- SOON YOU'RE OVERWHELMED BY HUNCHES THAT PESTER AND PINCH AND PUNCH!
AND YOU KNOW YOU'RE HAVIN' A HUNCH!
HUNCHES- YOU'RE HAVIN', YOU'RE HAVIN' A HUNCH!
CAT- A hunch!
HUNCHES- YOU'RE HAVIN' A HUNCH! YOU'RE HAVIN', YOU'RE HAVIN' A HUNCH!
YOU'RE HAVIN' A HUNCH!
HUNCHES- OOH! AH! HUNCHES, CAT- Hunch!
HUNCHES- OOH! AH! HUNCHES, CAT- Hunch!
HUNCHES- OOH! AH! HUNCH! OOH! AH! HUNCH!
JOJO- No!
CAT- THINK OF NOBODY HERE AND THE FEELING OF FEAR AND THE DARKNESS OF NIGHT
HUNCHES- OOH OOH...
ALL, CAT- ALL ALONE IN THE GLOOM AS YOU'RE FACING YOUR DOOM
CAT- THINK A GLIMMER OF LIGHT!
JOJO- You mean, that's it?
CAT- That's it. It's all in your mind. You're a Thinker, JoJo, tried and true. I don't often meet real Thinkers like you.
JOJO- I want to go home.
CAT- Why, that's easy to do! Just follow your Hunches. They'll lead you home to Who.
THINK A BRIDGE TO THE SHORE AND A ROAD TO YOUR DOOR. You'll be home before lunch!
JOJO- OH, THE PLACES I'LL GO IF I FOLLOW MY...
JOJO, HUNCHES- Hunch!
HUNCHES, CAT- Follow your Hunch!
HUNCHES- OH THE PLACES YOU'LL GO!
JOJO- I'VE GOT BRAINS IN MY HEAD AND FEET IN MY SHOES
ALL (EXCEPT JOJO)- SO STEER YOURSELF ANY DIRECTION YOU CHOOSE! AND OH....
THE PLACES YOU'LL GO... SET YOUR HUNCHES FREE TO WANDER
AND FOLLOW THEM WHERE THEY ROAM
HUNCHES, CAT- AND FOLLOW YOUR HUNCH! FOLLOW YOUR HUNCH! FOLLOW IT!
FOLLOW YOUR HUNCH FOLLOW YOUR HUNCH FOLLOW IT!
FOLLOW YOUR HUNCH FOLLOW YOUR HUNCH FOLLOW IT...
HUNCHES, OFFSTAGE VOICES- HOME ALL- ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE!
Circus McGurkus
CAT- Step right up, ladies and gentelmen, children and creatures
The smallest of the small, and the tallest of the tall!
Come old and young! Come one and all!
It's the Circus McGurkus!
The world's greatest show
On the face of the earth or wherever you go!
The Circus McGurkus!
In town for one week
Each marvelous marvel
Is ten cents a peek!
Oh, the sights that you'll see!
Why, our big top is packed
And there's no telling where
We may find our next act!
CIRCUS ANIMALS & MEMBERS- OH! OH! AH! AH!
CAT, CIRCUS ANIMALS & MEMBERS - COME SEE THE SHOW!
CAT- And now, all you folks, for the first time on view,
From the Jungle of Nool, near the River Walloo,
A pendulous pachyderm! Look! Can it be?
Who sits on an egg...in a nest...in a tree!!
ALL- AH-AH
CAT, CIRCUS MEMBERS- COME SEE THE MONSTROSITIES! REAL CURIOSITIES! GO WHERE YOU NEVER HAVE BEEN THE CIRCUS MCGURKUS
CAT- THE CIRCUS MCGURKUS!
ALL- THE CIRCUS MCGURKUS!
ALL- COME ON IN!!! Come on in!!!
CAT, CIRCUS ANIMALS & MEMBERS- Kalamazoo! Shark River Hills! Pittsburgh! Dubuque! Crofton!
Solla Sollew
THERE'S A FARAWAY LAND, SO THE STORIES ALL TELL, SOMEWHERE BEYOND THE HORIZON.
IF WE CAN FIND IT, THEN ALL WILL BE WELL
TROUBLES THERE ARE FEW. SOMEDAY, WE'LL GO TO...
SOLLA SOLLEW, SOLLA SOLLEW...
HORTON & CIRCUS ANIMALS- SOLLA SOLLEW, SOLLA SOLLEW
HORTON- I've lost my poor Whos, And we've traveled so far.
Oh, JoJo, forgive me, Wherever you are.
JoJo- Dear Mom and Dad, I'm thinking of you.
And wishing we all were in Solla Sollew
JoJo- THEY SAY BREEZES ARE WARM THERE
HORTON- AND PEOPLE ARE KIND
JOJO, HORTON- MAYBE IT'S SOMETHING LIKE HEAVEN
JOJO, MAYOR, MRS. MAYOR, HORTON- I CLOSE MY EYES, AND I SEE IN MY MIND:
SKIES OF BLUEST BLUE
CIRCUS ANIMALS, ALL- SOLLA SOLLEW
HORTON- I'VE HAD SO MUCH TROUBLE, FINDING MY WAY THERE, WHEN I GET CLOSE, IT DISAPPEARS
CIRCUS ANIMALS- SOLLA SOLLEW
HORTON- IF WE CAN GET THERE, WE'RE GONNA STAY THERE, IF IT TAKES US MILES
JOJO, MR. & MRS. MAYOR- IF IT TAKES US MILES
HORTON- IF IT TAKES US YEARS, HIGH ON A MOUNTAIN OR LOST ON THE SEA
HORTON & JOJO- SOONER OR LATER, I'LL FIND IT
MAYOR- I HAVE A PICTURE OF HOW IT WILL BE
MAYOR & MRS. MAYOR- ON THE DAY I DO
HORTON, JOJO, MAYOR, & MRS. MAYOR- TROUBLES WILL BE THROUGH
AND I'LL BE HOME WITH YOU
ALL- SOLLA SOLLEW, SOLLA SOLLEW, SOLLA SOLLEW, SOLLA SOLLEW,
SOLLA SOLLEW, SOLLA SOLLEW, SOLLA SOLLEW
HORTON- I'LL BE HOME...WITH YOU
ALL (EXCEPT HORTON)- SOLLA SOLLEW
Chasing the Whos
up out of the jungle up into the sky up over the mountains, ten thousand feet high then down from the mountains and into the news went Horton the Elephant, chasing the whos! Chasing the Whos! Then over the desert, the Desert of Dreeze, and into the forest with thousands of trees. past sneethces on beaches and sour kangaroos went Horton the Elephant, Chasing the Whos! Chasing the Whos! Chasing the Whos! Still chasing your dust? why, its safe as can be. We're monkeys to trust or don't you agree? Well, just to be sure we are handing it off to a black bottomed eagle name Vlad Vladikoff! Argggghhhhh! All that late afternoon and far into the night that black bottomed bird flapped his wings in fast flight. And he paid no attention to Horton's loud call: A person's a person no matter how small.
ooooh! Aaah! We're Whos here! We're all Whos here! Please don't let us fall! We're Whos here! We could bruise here! Helpless, weak and small! On Horton traveled and on that bird flew. and, oh, there was trouble, trouble on Who! That black bottomed eagle was cruel as could be. 'Cause at six fifty six Vlad Vladikoff dropped it. The clover went tumbling and nobody stopped it! And head over heels, a hundred miles down, fell the poor little Whos and their whole tiny town. Waaaah!
Egg Nest and Tree
SK: Up out of the jungle, up into the sky, up over the mountains. Jungle/Wickershams/Bird Girls: ten thousand feet high, then down from the mountains and down to the sea went Horton the Elephant, egg, nest and tree. Egg, Nest and Tree! All: they loaded the wagon right on to a ship! Out over the ocean and oooh what a trip! Rolling and tossing and sick as can be! Horton: Blaggghh! Just a see sick elephant, egg, nest and tree! Bird Girls: after bobbing around for two weeks like a cork, they landed at last in the town of New York. Girls/Boys: egg, nest and tree! Bird Girls: he was wet. He was tired and hungey and cold......Girls/boys: egg, nest and tree! Bird Girls: then Horton was taken to auction....Girls/boys: Sold Sold Sold. Egg, Nest and Tree, Egg, Nest and Tree.
Here on Who
Mayor/Mrs Mayor:Well, we're Whos here. We are Whos here, smaller than than the eye can see. It's true sir we're who's who sir. I'm a Who and so is she. We're tiny little people blowing by in the air. We're tiny little people blowing by in the air. wondering how and why, wondering how and why. We're on Who, the tiniest planet in the sky. We're on Who, the tiniest planet in the sky
Whos: A la dela dela dela! Who! Who! Ala dela dela dela Who! Who! a la dela dela dela Who! Who! A la dela dela We're whos here, win or lose here, struggling to stay alive. Each gust prope;s our dust. Oh, how the heck do Whos survive? At any given moment we could crash or be drowned, at any given moment we could crash or be drowned. Hitting the ground, oh my! hitting the ground oh my! Here on Who, the tiniest planet in the sky. Here on Who, the tiniest planet in the sky
Mayor: Im the mayor. Who! Who! Who! Who! Who! Who! Who!Who!
Mrs. Mayor: Im his wife Who! Who! Who! Who!
Both: Just imagine the Who's unusual life: Picture the tiniest houses and grocery stores. Who! Tiniest umbrellas that drip on the tiniest floors. Who! the tiniest tunnels and tiniest streets, miniature bussed with Miniature seats, miniature buildings with miniature windows and doors!No smaller town than yours. We've got a marching band that is small but grand. oh yes, a marching band that is small and grand. Oh yes, ought to hear them. oh yes, ought to hear them wail.Who! Who! Who! Everytime christmastime without fail, Mr Grinch presents his Christmas tale.Grinch: I re enact my christmas tale.mayor: I imagine a place that is tidy and totally clean. where even a grinch wouldn't dare to be totally mean. you think that it's heaven on earth, yes you do.Mayor/Mrs Mayor: but heaven on earth isn't heaven on who.Whos: trouble on who are biggest that you've ever seen. Mayor: we're on the brink of war. they say we're going to war, oh my! Whos: we're going to war, oh my! We're going to war, oh my! 'cause if we do then here on Who, well you can kiss whoville goodbye. Mrs Mayor: the skies are unbearably dark and war is unbearably near. Mayor: and thats not the end of our troubles here. Whos: for on the other side of town the truffela trees were all cut down. They once stood tall in all their glory but thats another story. So here on who, we live in fear we're driftin through space and cannot steer. A troubled and a tiny land, our future's in your hand. it's up to you sir. please help Who, sir. You're the only one who hears. You must sir! Save our dust sir! Now that we've reached your ears. We're tiny little people saying thanks in advance, hoping per chance youll try! HEre on Who, the tiniest planet in the sky.Horton: I wont let you down. No i wont let you fall. A person's a person no matter how small. A person's a person no matter how small. Whos: whooooo!
It's Possible
Sea is so full of a number of fish. if a fellow is patient he might get his wish and that's why i think I'm not such a fool when i sit here and fish in McElligot's pool. Fish: Wah oo Wah oo wah oo. JoJo: it's possible, anything's possible. Fish: Its possible, its possible, its possible. JoJo: I still think that Im not sucha fool when i sit here and fish in McElligot's Pool! cat: It'spossible, anything possible! Fish: Anything's possible! Anything's Possible!
Green Eggs and Ham
I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.
I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere.
Not in a house. Not with a mouse. Not here or there. Not anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not liek them SAm-I-Am.
Could you? Would you? with a goat? Could you? Would you? on a boat?
Could you? Would you? in the rain? Could you? Would you? on a train?
Not with a goat. Not on a boat. Not in the rain. Not on a train.
Not in a house. Not with a mouse. Oh, No! Not in a box. Not with a fox. Not in a tree. you let me be!
I do not like green eggs and ham! I do not like them Sam-I-Am!
I do not like Green Eggs and Ham!
The One Feather Tail of Miss Gertrude McFuzz
Doo doo Doo doo Doo doo. There once was a girl bird named Gertrude McFuzz and she had the smallest plain tail ever was. One droopy droop feather. That's all that she had. And, oh! That one feather made Gertrude so sad. She curled it. She dyed it. She gave it a puff. She decked it with flowers but it wasn't enough. For no matter what, it just was what it was: A tail that simply wasn't meant to catch the eye of an elephant, the one feather tail of Miss Gertrude McFuzz.
Amayzing Mayzie
(Mayzie) Poor little Gertrude! A sorry sight! Well, I'm gonna take you under my wing and baby, you'll be all right! I was once a plain little bird like you, kid. One pathetic feather was all I grew. I had nothing show
off-ish. What's a plain bird to do? And there's certainly nothing show off-ish on you! (Gertrude) Thank you, Mayzie. (Mayzie)Then I made a plan for my self improvement. No more crumbs. I vowed I would have the cake! Yes, I went to the doctor..(Gertrude/Bird Girls) Doctor Dake by the lake! (Mayzie) And he told me shat sort of pill I should take...Now I'm Amayzing Mayzie! as feathered as feathered can be now! Amayzing Mayzie! It was all for sale! Amayzing Mayzie! (Bird Girls) the Amayzing Mayzie! (Mayzie) birds are all whistling at me now. (Bird Girls) Amayzing Mayzie! Baby, Amayzing Mayzie! that's my tail! (Gertrude) Gee, It's fabulous! Gee, I'm envious! (Bird Girls) High or low watch her go to and fro...(Gertrude) I wish I had one like it. (Bird Girls) Mayzie's fabulous tail! (Mayzie) Best I've ever seen. Kid, you're turning green! Left or right day or night. (Gertrude) What a sight...Mayzie's fabulous. What a sight..Mayzie's fabulous tail! (Bird Girls) tail! (Mayzie) get those pills and you can have frills. Get the pills! Frills! Your Horton s certain to see. And Horton is certain to see. (Mayzie) and you can be amyzing. (Bird Girls) you can be amayzing... (Mayzie) Almost as amayzing as me!!
Amayzing Gertrude
(Gertrude) So she flew to the doctor, the Doctor named Dake whose office was high in a tree byt the lake. She cried "Mr. Doctor! Oh, please do you know of some kind of pill that will make my tail grow?" Then Gertrude had tantrums. She raised such a din that finally the Doctor just had to give in. (Gulp) (Gulp) (Gulp) (Gulp) Gulp) (Gulp) What was that? Something's itching me! What was that? Something's twicthing me! What was that? Are those feathers I see? I think my tail's beginning! Oh, my word! This is wonderful! Second, third, wow, I'm colorful! What a bird I'm neginning to be! amayzing Gertrude! (Bird Girls) Just look at that tail she is sportin'! Amayzing Gertrude! Thank you, Doctor Dake! amayzing Gertrude! Thanks, Doc! (Gertrude) Amayzing Gertrude! And hopefully I'll impress Horton. (Bird Girls) Amayzing Gertrude! Amayzing Gertrude! Amayzing Gertrude! (Gertrude) One more pill will do me good. Yes, it will! One more, one more, one more pill! (Bird Girls) Soon, she'll have the biggest tail She'll have the biggest tail! (Gertrude) I'll have the biggest tail! The biggest tail of all! (Bird Girls) The biggest tail of All!
Biggest Blame Fool
(Sr. Kangaroo) Hmmph! humphed a voice. Twas a sour kangaroo
(Yg Kangaroo)and the young kangaroo in her pouch said: Humpf! too
(Sr. Kangaroo)Why, that speck is as small as the head of a pin. A person on that
well, there never has been! You're the biggest blame fool in the jungle of Nool
and I don't care who I tell. (Yg Kangaroo) The biggest blame in the jungle of Nool
...and I think so as well! (Sr. Kangaroo)Myabe I'm nasty, maybe I'm cruel but you're the biggest blame fool in the Jungle of Nool.(Horton) it's true.
Please believe me. i tell you sincerely. My ears are quite keen and I heard him quite clearly.
I know there's a person down there. And what's more, quite likely there's two.
Even three. Even four!
(Wick. Bros)"Ha!"! laughed a voice. "Ha! laughed some others.
"Ha!" "Ha!" Ha!" laughed the Wickersham Brothers
oh, he's the biggest blame fool in the Jungle of Nool and monkeys like us should know
(Sr. Kangaroo)No, No, No, No! (Wick. Bros) We've been out on a limb looking down on him and he's
uh huh elephants ain't too fat! He's dumb! He's slow. elephants ain't too swift as a rule but
he's the biggest blame fool in the Jungle of Nool. cause he's swift as a rule but he's the biggest blame fool in the Jungle of Nool. (Sr. Kangaroo)'Cause he's talkin to a speck, talking to a speck, to a speck of dust! (Wick. Bros)Talkin to a speck, talkin to a speck, to a speck of dust! Blame fool in the Jungle of Nool. (Sr. Kangaroo/Bird Girls) Talkin to a speck, talking to a speck, to a speck of dust. (Wick. Bros) Talkin to a speck, talkin to a speck, to a speck of dust! Blame fool in the Jungle of Nool. (sr. Kangaroo) R-E-S-P-E-C-K! Oh, please take that speck away! )Bird Girls) Through the jungle the news quickly flew! (Girls) Did you hear? Did you hear? Did you, did you hear? (Boys) Did you hear? Did you hear? Did you, did you hear? (Bird Girls) He talks to a dust speck! It's on channel two!
(Girls) Biggest blame fool in the jungle of nool! (Boys) Biggest blame fool in the jungle of nool!
(Gertrude) I'm gertrude McFuzz and I live right next door. He's never done any thing crazt before. He's always been friendly and loyal and kind. I just don't believe Horton is out of his mind. (Girls) Biggest blame fool in the jungle of nool! (Boys) Biggest blame fool in the jungle of Nool! (Girls/Boys) Did you hear? Did you hear? Did you, did you hear? (Mayzie) I'm Mayzie La Bird and I live in that tree. (Girls/Boys) Did you hear? Did you hear? Did you, did you hear? (Mayzie) Enough about Horton. Let's talk about me! (Bird Girls/Mayzie) Let's talk about talk about talk about talk about talk about talk about talk about talk about me! (Girls/Boys) Talkin to a speck, talkin to a speck to a speck of dust! Talkin to a speck, talkin to a speck, to a speck of dust! (Sr. Kangaroo) Just a fool, just a fool, just a fool. Fool! (wick Bros) Blame fool in the jungle of nool. (Girls/Boys) Talkin to a speck, taklin to a speck, to a speck of dust! Talkin to a speck, talkin to a speck, to a speck of dust! (Horton) I just have to save them because after all-(Horton/Gertrude) a person's a person no matter how small. A person's a person no matter how small.
(Girls) Biggest blame fool in the jungle of nool! He's the worst we ever saw! (boys) Biggest blame fool in the jungle of nool! He's the worst we ever saw! (Bird Girls) Tellin lies , makin jokes. Brother, that's against the law! (wick bros/yertle) It's an elephant hoax! Brother, that's against the law! Breakin the peace, creatin a fuss! (Bird Girls/Sr. Kangaroo) Breakin the peace, creatin a fuss! (Sr. Kangaroo) Someboy's thinkin different than us!
(Girls) Biggest blame fool in he jungle of nool! (Boys) Biggest blame fool in the jungle of nool! (Girls( Nool, Nool! In the jungle of nool! Nool, Nool! In the jungle of Nool! (Boys) Nool, Nool! In the jungle of Nool! Nool, Nool! In the jungle of nool! (Sr. kangaroo) Nool, Nool, Nool, Nool, Nool, Nool, Nool, Nool, Nool!
Horton Hears a Who
Who! Who-wah-dah Who! Who Who-wah-dah-dah-dah! Who! Who wah-dah who! Who! Now think of an elephant lumbering through. Who! Who-wah-dah who! Who! Who-wah-dah-dah-dah! Horton ! yes, Horton! Horton hears a who! On the 15th of May, on the Jungle of Nool, in the heat of the day, in the cool of the pool, he was splashing enjoying in the jungle's great joys when Horton the elephant Horton the Elephant Horton the Elephant Horton the Elephant Horton the Elephant heard a small noise. Help! Help! So Horton stopped splashing. He lookined toward the sound. "That's funny" thought Horton "there's no one around". Then he heard it again! as if a very faint yelp some tiny person were calling for help. "Help" "Help" "I'll help you", "But, who said Horton are you? and where?" He could see nothing there. But a small speck of dust blowing past through the air. I say! How confusing! I've never heard tell of a small speck of dust that is able to yell. So you know what I think? I think there must be someone on top of that small speck of dust! Some poor little person who's shaking with fear that he'll blow in the pool! He has no way to steer! He's alone in the universe I'll just have to save him because, after all, a person's a person no matter how small. Who! who-wah-dah who! Who! Who-wah-dah-dah-dah! Who! who-wah-dah who! who! So greatly and using the greatest of care, the elephant stretched his great trunk through the air, and he lifted the dust speck and carried it over and placed it down safe, on a very soft clover..
How Lucky You Are
(Cat)when the news is all bad, when you're sour and blue, when you start to get mad, you should do what I do: Tell yourself (Whos-"Waah"!) How lucky you are. When your life's going wrong, when the fates are unkind, when you're limping along and get kicked from behins, tell yourself how lucky you are. (Who's-"Waah"!)Why decry a cloudy sky, an empty purse, a crazy universe? My philosophy is simply: things could be worse! (Whos-"Euuww"!) So be happy you're here. Think of life as a thrill! And if worse comes to worse-as we all know it will, thank your lucky star you've gotten this far. We're here in this beautiful theater and you're in the first row! How lucky to be in the theater! More lucky that you know! You could have the luck of our hero whose luck has been running low for certain! Curtain! (Horton)Oh, no!!!! (Cat)How lucky you are! How lucky! How lucky you are!
The People VS Horton the Elephant
(Wicks) Ha! Ha! (SK) Humph! (Gertrude) How did YOU get here? (SK) you can't run away from a sour kangaroo! Palm Beach to Pittsburgh to Kalamazoo! And you, with your egg and your tree and your nest! I'm makin a sour citizen's arrest! (Horton) Wait! Stop! Where are you taking me? (SK) Well, Horton, we're taking you back. You're gonna be goin in style. For talkin to a speck and sittin on an egg. (Wicks) Well, Horton, we're takin you back. You're gonna be goin in style. For talkin to a speck and sittin on an egg. Gonna be, gonna be, you're gonna be, gonna be put on trial! (SK)You're gonna be put on trial! (Marshal/Cat) This is the case of the People VS Horton the Elephant! (Girls) Horton the Elephant! (Boys) Horton the Elephant! (Marshal/ Cat) Judge Yertle the Turtle presiding. Everyone rise!! Order! Order! order in the court! (Judge/Courtroom) Order! Order! Order! Order in the court!
(Horton) Your honor, this clover is exhibit A. They're Whos here. There are Whos here. Smaller than the eye can see! (SK, BG, Wicks) biggest blame fool in the jungle of nool! (Horton) It's true, sir. Call to the stand the star witness versus Horton the Elephant! Rais your right hand and swear! (SK) I swear that he's the biggest blame fool in the jungle of nool! As I testified long ago. (YG, SK) Biggest blame fool. Just a fool, fool, fool!(SK) And a mother like me should know. Judgin him trunk to toe.. You better think! Think! (BG) Think! Think! (SK) Oh please throw him in the clink! (BG) Talkin to a speck! Talkin to a speck! to a speck of dust! (Gertrude) Objection! (BG) Over ruled! (SK) Sittin on an egg! Sittin on an egg! Sittin on an egg! (BG) Sittin on an egg! Sittin on an egg! Sittin on an egg! (Wicks) Sittin on an egg! Sittin on an egg! Sittin on an egg! (Gertrude) Objection? (All) Over ruled!
(BG) Talkin to a speck. Talkin to a speck! Talkin to a speck of dust! Talkin to a speck! (wicks) Sittin on an egg! (SK) Fool! Fool! Fool! In the Jungle of Nool! Nool! Nool! To a speck of dust! Talkin to a speck! Talkin to a speck....He's sittin on an egg! HA! HA! HA! Fool! (Horton) I meant what I said and I said what I meant: An elephant's faithful one hundred percent! You can throw me in jail, lock me up in a zoo, but I won't desert my egg and I will not abandon Who! These Whos sir win or lose sir whether you believe or not, they're here. The live in fear and I'm the only friend hey've got. But, please save Who, the tiniest planet in the sky. (Judge Yertle) Based on the evidence, I have no choice but to order the defenant, Horton the Elephant, remanded to Nool Asylum for the Criminally Insane. (BG) Ooh, that dust speck! ooh, that speck! (Judge Yertle) And as for the dust speck... (BG) that...we will boil, boil, boil, (Marshal/cat) and s for your dust speck, that...we will boil, boil, boil. (Wicks) And as for our dust speck, that...we will boil, boil, boil. (Yertle) And as for you dust speck, that...we will boil, boil, boil. (BG) boil boil boil in a hot steaming kettle of beezle nut oil! (M/SK) boil, boil in a hot steamimg kettle of beezle nut oil! (wicks) boil, boil in a hot steamimg kettle of beezle nut oil! (horton) Boil it! Oh, no! o, that you can't do! It's all full of persons! They'll prove it to you! Mr Mayor, Mr Mayor! Oh, please Mr Mayor! You've got to prove now that you really are there! So ring every door bell and and send out the word! make every Who holler! Make very Who heard! (BG, WICKS, SK, Marshal/Cat) boil! Boil! Boil! Boil! Boil! Boil! Boil! Boil! Boil! Bolil! (Mayor, Mrs Mayor) attention all Whos! Attention all Whos! there's no time to lose! So send upa shout! Make it loud and clear! (WHOS) We are here! We are here! We are here! We are here! (Yertle) I heard no small voices and you didnt either! (SK) ooh! (Courtroom girls) Boil it Boil it boil it, boil it! (whos) we are here! We are here! We are here! We are here! We are here! We are here! We are here! We are here! (cat) just for a moment, young Jo Jo looked grim. the fate of the whos rested squarely on him! But then came a think. A peculiar new word no one ever had heard. (Whos) Yopp! we are HERE! We are HERE! We are HERE! We are HERE! (girls) boil it ! Boil it! Boil it! Boil it! Boil it! Boil it!
How To Raise a Child
He was mommy's little boy. He was daddy's little man. He was never any trouble till this "thinking" thing began! We must both lay down the law. Will he hate us? oh, maybe so. Oh, where are the instructions on how to raise a child? Who has the instructions on how to raise a child? Where are the instructions on how to raise a child? Who has all the answers? I don't know. Who has the instructions on how to raise a child? Where are the instructions on how to raise a child? Who has all the answers? I don't know.
Alone in the Universe
Horton: I've been guarding this clover for over a week, getting laughed at for thinking a dust speck can speak. Weel, let them all laugh. I'll try not to mind, for I have found something that they'll never find.. there are secrets on a leaf, in the water in the air, hidden planets, tiny worlds, all invisible! Not a person seems to know. Not a person seems to care. There is no one who believes a thing I say. Well, I'm fairl certain at one time or other, great Thinkers all feel this way...I'm alone in the universe. So alone in the universe. I've found magic, but they won't see it. they all call me a lunatic. Okay. Call me a lunatic. if I stand on my own so be it. 'cause I have wings. Yes, I can fly around the moon and far beyond the sky. And one day soon I know there you'll be-one small voice in the universe...one true friend in the universe...who believes in me.
JoJo: I'm alone in the universe. so alone in the universe.
Horton:alone in the universe
JoJo: My own planets and stars are glowing. No one notices anything. Not one person is listening.
Horton: Nobody knows that I have wings. Yes, I can fly around the moon and far beyond the sky.
JoJo: They don't have any way of knowing.
I have wings. I can fly.
Well, someday soon, you will hear my plea.
Horton: One small voice in the universe,
JoJo: One true friend in the universe
Both: Please believe in me
Horton: I have wings and I can fly around the moon and far beyond the sky.
JoJo: I have wings. I can fly beyond the sky. You called my name and you set me free.
Horton: One small voice in the universe. JoJo: One true friend in the universe. Both: Who believes in me.
Monkey Around (Wickersham Brothers/Horton)
Yeah! there's a rustle in the bushes. There's a tremble in the trees.
Hear it like a whisper. Smell it on the summer breeze
Mmm-hmm! Somethin' big is gettin' nearer
Somethin' Mmm-hmm ooh Mmm-Hmm big is comin' through
got some monkey business. That's ooh Mmm-Hmm! Ah that's what we intend to do
Come on! what we intend to do. Come on!
I wanna monkey, monkey around. Come on!
I gotta monkey, I wanna monkey, monkey around. Come on!
I gotta monkey, monkey around. Come on!
We're gonna monkey. Ooh, monkey around. Come on! We're gonna monkey. Ooh,
we're gonna monkey around! Ooh! We're gonna monkey around! Ooh!
Well, it's bigger than a bread box! Hey, it's wilder than a whale! Mmm-Hmm!
Peanut butter breath and scared. Mmm-Hmm!
and scared to death from head to tail! to death from head to tail!
So, you're still talking to dust. Oh that's hot!
A dust speck that's all full of Whos, who are not! There aren't any Whos.
Why, I don't hear a sound! Come on! We gotta monkey, monkey around!
Oh, The Thinks You Can Think!
Oh, the thinks you can think! Oh, the thinks you can think if you're willing to try
Think invisible ink! Or a Gink with a stink! Or a stair to the sky!
If you open your mind, oh the thinks you will find lining up to get loose
Oh, the thinks you can think when you think about Seuss! Seuss! Seuss! Seuss! Seuss! Seuss! Seuss! Seuss! Seuss! Seuss! Seuss! Seuss! Seuss! Oh, the thinks you can think! Any thinker who thinks can come up with a few! Think a trip on a ship to the Vipper of Vipp oh, the thinks you can think! (Girls) or to Solla Sollew...think of beautiful schlopp. (Boys) or to Solla Sollew..With a cherry on top. You don't need an excuse! You don't need an excuse! Oh, the thinks you can think when you think about Seuss! Seuss! When you think about Seuss! Seuss! Seuss! Seuss! Seuss! Seuss! Seuss! Seuss!
(Horton) Think of an elephant up in a tree! (Cat) Think! (Mayor, Mrs. Mayor) Think of a person too tiny to see! Think!(Gertrude) Think of a bird with a one feather tail! (cat) Think! (Ensemble Girls) Going on adventure down a dangerous trail! (Boys) Goin on adventure down a dangerous trail! (Mayzie) Think of a bird who flies off on a spree! (Cat) Think! (Sr. Kangaroo) Think of a kangaroo sour as can be! Think! (Schmitz) Think of a general crazy for war! (Cat) Think! (Cat/leads) Think of something horribe and hairy! Something sinister and scary that you never dared to think of before! That you never dared to think of before!
(Girls) Think of nobody here and the feeling of fear and the darkness of night. (Boys) Think of nobody here and the feeling of fear and the darkness of night. (Girls/Cat) OOh.. All alone in your room. (Boys) OOh, all alone in your room. (girls/Cat) as you're facing your doom. Think a glimmer of light! Ah! (Boys) as you're facing your doom, ah! (Cat) But I hope you're prepared to be scareder than scared! 'Cause this ain't Mother Goose! (Girls) 'Cause this ain't Mother Gosse! (Boys) 'Cause this ain't Mother Goose! (Girls/Cat)Dangers right on the brink when you think about...(Boys) when you think about Seuss! Seuss! Seuss! Seuss! Seuss! Seuss! (Cat) Seuss! Seuss! Seuss! Seuss! Seuss! Seuss! Seuss! Seuss! Seuss! (Cat) An unusual story will soon be unfirled of an elephant trying to save a small world and a boy from that world who has Thinks just like you! (Cat/All) Just think! (Whos) From the Planet of Who...(JoJo) and the smallest of small...(Jungle) to the Jungle of Nool...(Horton) and the largest of all..(Cat) You think and think and think and think and think and think and think and think and You think and think and think and think and think think and think and think and think and think! Just think! and think and think and think! Just think! (Girls) Oh, the thinks You can think! Think and wonder and dream far and wide as you dare! (Boys) Oh, the thinks You can think! Think and wonder and dream far and wide as you dare! (Cat) Oh, the thinks you can think! (Girls) When your thinks have run dry in the blink of an eye (Boys) When your thinks have run dry in the blink of an eye (Girls) There's another think there! If you ope your mind. (Boys) there's another think there! If you open your mind. (all) Oh, the thinks you will find lining up to get loose oh, the thinks you will find lining up to get loose. (Girls) Oh, the thinks you can think oh the thinks you can think! (Boys) Oh, the thinks you can think Oh, the thinks you can think Oh, the thninks you can think! (Boys/Cat) Oh, the thinks you can think when you think about Seuss! Oh, the thinks you can think! Oh, the thinks you can think when you think about Seuss! (Girls) When you think about Seuss! When you think about Seuss! When you think about Seuss! When you think about Seuss! Seuss! (repeat "Seuss!" 38 times :))
Alone in The Universe (Jo Jo)
JoJo: I'm alone in the universe
so alone in the universe
alone in the universe
My own planets and stars are glowing
No one notices anything
Not one person is listening
Horton and JoJo:
Horton: Nobody knows that.
JoJo: They don't have any way of knowing.
I have wings. Yes, I can fly
I have wings
I can fly around the moon
and far beyond the sky
Well, beyond the sky
Well, someday soon, you will hear my plea
someday soon, you will hear my plea
Horton: One small voice in the universe,
JoJo: One true friend in the universe
Both: Please believe in me
The Military
The military academy is the place where he should be sent. We'll drill the silliness from his head. I'm sure we'll make a dent! We'll teach him fighting and left and righting until he's muscled and tan! Ahut two three! He's pathetic! Ahut two three! Unathletic! Ahut two three! But, I'm betting we can! The Military! That's what makes a boy a man! (cadets) Schmitz! Schmitz! Schmitz! Schmitz! Schmitz! Schmitz! Schmitz! Schmitz!
Our boys believe in the right for every Who to eat their bread butter side up! (cadets) bUTTER SIDE UP! One thing we trust on this fragile speck of dust is eating bread butter side up! (cadets) Butter side up!
(Schmitz)And for those who like their butter down... (cadets) Down! Down!( schmitz)We'll go to
war and run them out of town! (cadets) go to war and run them out of town!
One, two, three, four! Ahut two three. Ahut two three We enlist 'em in our system and the boys soon see nothings eaier than the military! Thats what makes a boy...(cadets) That's what makes a boy...a man!! (Schmitz) I do not like green eggs and ham! (cadets) I do not like green eggs and ham! (schmitz) do not like them Sam I am! (cadets) I do not like them Sam I am! Sound off! Sound off! Eggs and ham! Sam I am! (schmitz) I do not like green eggs and ham! (cadets) I don like green like green eggs and ham! Schmitz! Schmitz! Schmitz! Schmitz!
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